So...Lost finale

At our lost party we had three challenges...
1. Compete in a Lost trivia quiz
2. Design a Lost themed shirt
3. Write a Lost themed poem

Here is my poetic entry...

Ways to die on LOST

If you managed to live through, a crash killing your friends
Don’t rest on your luck, there’s more ways to end

You might fall from up high, that’s gravitational law
Or you could be destroyed by a fast meteor

You could fall from a building or jump from a freighter
a lack of a constant will help you meet your maker

by Poison gas or perhaps Dynamite
from explosive C4 or a simple fist fight

A freighter might blow up, you could be held under water
or an aeroplane engine could lead to your slaughter

Gunshots and Strangling, Stab wounds a plenty
Or kinda less glamorous, pushed off a balcony

Impaled on a knife in a kitchen appliance
C-Spine injuries beyond medical science

Drowned in pool or be hit by a car
be trapped in a small plane that fell just too far

You might be Buried alive or Impaled on a stake
killed by a smoke monster or simply punched in the face

A nose bleed might get you, or a mean polar bear
A Flaming arrow might hit you as it flies through the air

If you escape Land mines and axe wounds discretely
Your Heart still might give in and just stop completely

It seems there a many dangers about
Things that will make you scream, struggle and shout

There is still some hope, after all’s said and done
You just CANNOT die when you’re hit on the head with a gun!

I didn't win the poetry contest but was voted best shirt, I might even post a picture of my shirt depicting the simultaneous existence both on and off the island.